The name is Dildo Dyllin. I like butts and older men. I like to take long romantic walks to the refrigerator. I probably like Fall Out Boy more than you
Lord of the Rings is my past, present and future.
"Dyllin hates it when people bend the dildos." -Hyemi

madsdanishpastry:

chris is the cutest thing when he’s laughing 

During a game of ‘Sibling-wed,’ it’s revealed that Chris once tricked his younger brother (Scott) into peeing his pants. x

yoly138:

"You intend me to be my own last supper?"

Hannibal 2x06 - Futamono // Hannibal (2001)

I’m no lady, Your Grace.

im getting to the point where i dont even want to watch supernatural anymore

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

"i want to watch captain america 2 again," i say as i walk out of the theater after watching captain america 2 for the fourth time

spontaneousfangasm:

yeah but

  • bucky being furious at himself for not fulfilling his mission
  • bucky dragging steve out and barely touching him because why the hell can’t he do what he’s supposed to, what is with this?
  • bucky getting ready to go back to his superiors to let them do what they do, but he can’t get a certain set of blue eyes out of his damn head, and maybe that means he needs his session now, maybe it’s urgent
  • bucky being hella bitter about how compromised he is because of someone he can’t even remember
  • bucky finally seeing his face plastered all over a museum wall and fucking christ i was an american that explains so much
  • bucky hating the way he looked in that uniform 
  • and that stupid laugh, jesus
  • bucky being so embarrassed about his past self 
  • bucky being salty as hell about how flagrantly unprofessional all those memories probably were
  • bucky making awful faces at a kid who points him out at the museum until the kid cries, and it makes him feel better about himself
  • bucky sneaking into the hospital to whisper to an unconscious steve, “i hate your guts” and knowing he doesn’t mean it and hating everything about that 

Anonymous:
hi mal! do you have any good captain america: the winter soldier fic recs??

ilvalentinos:

YES I DO AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE

okay i like depressing shit a lot but mostly i like stuff that deals with bucky/the winter soldier’s inner landscape, and i have a particular weakness for stuff that kind of extrapolates that he became the winter soldier long before he got picked up by the russians, ja feel?

mind fucks, i like labyrinthine mind fucks.

you know what else i like? SOME POST CAP 2 RECOVERY PROCESS WHERE BUCKY BARNES CAN NEVER BE BUCKY BARNES EVER AGAIN

i have one semi fluffy lighter fic i like:

that’s it that’s literally it

also you know what else i like? RED ROOM ASSASSINS IN LOVE.

and of course, one of my top faves in any fandom:

  • trouble never comes alone - postcardmystery (the winter soldier and war and the winter soldier and terrorism and the winter soldier and history; basically an exploration of war and terror and genocide through the winter soldier’s eyes during every soviet conflict in the latter 20th century. this one is killer.)

SH